Tending Unsolicited Sweets?

Ha, just noticed @followermonitor ranting on and on about xyz stopped following abc and

Knowledge of Cursing | College of Nursing

I almost laughed aloud to myself as I came across a sign, "admissions are now open for [xyz] college of nursing as it instantly rang a spoonerism bell

Fart Smeller | Smart Feller

That's a very catchy spoonerism. I would like to